Mass Excuses

“But a man does not yield when the mere universe has turned against him; he yields when his own heart has turned against him. We surrender, not when circumstances are miserable, but when we are miserable. As long as a man is not a pessimist it does not matter how much he is a failure. … All failure is a failure of internal happiness.” G. K. Chesterton

 

No EXCUSE Sunday

To make it possible for everyone to attend Mass next Sunday we are going to have a special:

NO-EXCUSE-SUNDAY!

  • Beds will be placed in the foyer for those who claim they need to sleep in;
  • Hard hats (& steel lining) provided for those who claim the roof will fall in;
  • Blankets will be supplied for those who claim it is too cold;
  • Fans will be provided for those who claim it is too hot;
  • Score Cards will be available to those who wish to list the hypocrites present;
  • And frozen-meals will be provided
  • for those who claim they need to cook.

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