Tech Letter: Desperate Lover

Dear Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance particularly the flower and jewellery applications which operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0.
In addition husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0. NBA 3.0 AND Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversion 8.0 no longer runs and Housework 2.6 simply crashes the system. please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed Desperate.

Dear desperate.
First keep in mind that boyfriend 5.0 is a entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter the command ” I thought you loved me. html, download Tears 6.2 and be sure to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed Husband 1.0 should then run the applications jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However please remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that the Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother- in- Law 1.0 it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition please do not attempt to re install the boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance . We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot lingerie 7.7. Hope this helps.

Tech Support.
ERIC VAN SOEST.

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